Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women

TheOnion questioned :


Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse. More coverage at: onion.com

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22 Responses to “Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women”

  1. googley3 Says:

    …this is mean.

  2. umahuma4 Says:

    you are?

  3. sdgdsgs Says:

    this isnt pun

    its a bit sad and disturbing

  4. AntiVaccine Says:

    Refuse vaccines, they contain aluminum, mercury, MSG, aspartame/formaldehyde, squalene etc that cause diseases such as lupus, arthritus, Gulf War Synrdrome, Guillain-Barre, Parkinson’s, Alzheimer’s, ADD/ADHD, autism, asthma, cancer etc. Now the WHO is pushing for 4.9 billion H1N1 vaccines to be made and used worldwide that may just have nanochips in them too..hmm

  5. ownman420 Says:

    thats so fucked up lol..i met some fascinating girls online only because i got bored with girls in my town

  6. driescraenen Says:

    the news attach made me lol!
    dead serious: “What a bunch of dogs”

  7. gotrixx5806 Says:

    this is some pun shit cus its right

  8. royalsteven Says:

    Hmm only adultfriendfinder is worthwile. At least there the women don’t look like worn out plastic bags O_O

  9. cloudberry121 Says:

    “Now I can be second-hand on my own terms.”

    LMAO!

  10. MrNamefag Says:

    O come on now, aren’t you going to respond to my comment, or are you only used to arguing with complete morons and aren’t prepared to argue with some one who has more than 3 brain cells left.

  11. Ricksdetrix Says:

    lol at 1:00 pause and read it!!

  12. RodSweis Says:

    you know, i absolutely agree. and that makes me wonder if that’s where ‘aint that a bitch’ originated. cuz the hypocritical cunt is the bitch when she wants equality but she gets to do push-ups on her knees. fuck you, lady. you’re either copy , or you’re a weak bitch that needs the door to be held open for you.

  13. RonaldButlerJr Says:

    ha! it will distract the women from killing themselves!

  14. DamnitEvan Says:

    lololol

  15. sshabache Says:

    It’s pun …you guys get so mad. Relax…don’t do it.

  16. MrNamefag Says:

    I’m sorry I just have to result in this up again, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR FUCKING STUPID!!!!

  17. MrNamefag Says:

    So in fleeting , I care about women and animals, I just don’t give a shit about you.

  18. MrNamefag Says:

    I care severely for animals, The only difference between me and you is that I eat animals you just choose not to and then look down upon me and say you have the moral high-ground. Also, I do care about women’s civil Civil rights , but some feminists are just plain retarded, they demand equality but claim they are better than men, so to break it down, “all women are whores” = sexist, but , “all men are pigs” = YOU GO GIRL! Don’t blame all men for some dick that broke your heart in highschool.

  19. MarcoAtlarge Says:

    I’m gonna get me a huny outta prison. Need a workable timeframe to get my house cleaned up in.

  20. MrNamefag Says:

    ……BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are retarded, haven’t you ever heard of a troll you fuckwit? they’re messing with you and you fell for it, You just made my day.

  21. VeryEvilPettingZoo Says:

    I know it’s the Onion, but damn, that was harsh.

  22. DJRenee Says:

    LMAO at how many of yall don’t know this is fake!!! LMAO….it just shows how terrible the US Education system. If someone looks the part and speaks with an intelligent sounding voice you guys don’t really LISTEN to what they are saying…..lmao…excellent job whomever posts this…

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